Not Everyone is Worthy of a Purple Velvet Couch …

6 Jul

I stopped to appreciate the coolness of it all. I’d never seen someone so out of their element look like they were in charge. Confident. They had that Fonzie swagger.

At first I thought they were plastic, decorative statues to bring more funk to this older gentleman’s car, but no … there they were hanging out on the back of a classic Dodge during an American Graffiti Friday Night vibe at the local burger joint. All the classic cars were on full display, but these iguanas were cooler than any 67 ride parked out front.

And the thing is I think they knew they were the new kids on this block, but they were being themselves … relaxing and observing every passerby. These iguanas didn’t need anyone’s approval or love, but they got it. They sat there checking out the seen and keeping their fixed stare on anybody who chose to stare at them back.

I don’t know if their home houses those sweet purple velvet couches or logs with leaves, but I’m sure they lounge on those chairs on a daily basis, chit-chatting about when the Geico lizard will come over go a visit.

The awesomeness these iguanas exuded in an environment that wasn’t their own made me think about my son. You see, he was having a hard time with a friend that wasn’t being very friendly, but my son continued to try to include himself in this boy’s life, assuring me that there was no reason why this kid wouldn’t like him. Maybe I was mistaken, he suggested.

But as group hangouts and play dates increased I felt my son was off the mark. So I had a little chat with him … I explained to him that not everyone was going to be smart enough to know what an amazing, and cool friend he was, but that didn’t mean he had to let himself believe what they believed about him.

“You be yourself,” I said. “People will like you for you, I know you want to hang out with certain kids but sometimes it’s best to take your friendship and walk away. The fact that they don’t want to get hang out with you is their loss. You know you’re an awesome dude. You’re like an iguana.”

That seemed to confuse him. He didn’t know what I was talking about. So I showed him the picture. I explained that they might not have been in their own environment, and were surrounded by people they didn’t know, but they didn’t care. They were themselves, hanging out with their real buddies, they didn’t care that people were watching, to which he answered if they were themselves they’d be in the rainforest. And I don’t think these are iguanas, they’re lizards.

And I laughed.

Maybe they were hanging out this way in the rainforest or desert or wherever. Nobody can make them stay posed that way this long. Maybe they were purple velvet couch lizards and didn’t know it yet.  Maybe this is more comfortable than the branch or cactus that sticks in them in the back. Maybe purple velvet is their jam. They sit there and they don’t care, they know they’re awesome in every way and if you want to hang out with them, take pictures with them, find out more about them then cool, if not then it’s your loss. The lizards don’t care. They hang out regardless.

“Not everyone is worthy of a purple velvet couch. But I think you can definitely own one.”

“I like green.”

“I know. You would rock any color.”


Buen Camino, my friends …



9 Responses to “Not Everyone is Worthy of a Purple Velvet Couch …”

  1. cravesadventure July 9, 2019 at 9:53 AM #

    Great Analogy – love it and it made me chuckle! Happy Day – Enjoy 🙂

    • The Guat July 18, 2019 at 11:08 AM #

      Aren’t those lizards a trip! Man I was like I’ve got to take a pic and then my son … he cracks me up sometimes. Glad to see you here, hope you’re doing well.

  2. anotherday2paradise July 18, 2019 at 12:05 PM #

    Fantastic post, TG. Gotta love those green creatures. You gave such wise advice to your sweet son. 😘

  3. Apple Pie & Napalm July 27, 2019 at 10:34 PM #

    Them lizards got it good! I’m kinda jealous.

    • The Guat July 28, 2019 at 7:36 PM #

      They do right?! It was so cool to find it.

      • Apple Pie & Napalm July 28, 2019 at 7:55 PM #

        I was thinking of you this afternoon! ZBB’s “The Owl” is out September 20th. I always think of you when I hear them!

        • The Guat July 29, 2019 at 12:28 PM #

          I saw that!!! They are such a great band and their shows always rock. You feel so good when you’re there and it stays with you 🙂 I’m looking forward to getting it 🙂

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