Lies … More Lies

11 Mar

Easter Bunny.

Tooth Fairy.

Santa Claus.

Lies. All lies.

I know that eventually they’re gonna catch up to me and bite me in the ass. So I tend to limit these experiences for my kids. Actually I had only mentioned St. Nick and they saw the Easter Bunny at an egg hunt.

But I think it’s parent code to make up Santa Claus. I mean you’ve got to have a stocking and the whole cookies and milk thing, even if you don’t have a chimney. But I’m not so sure about the other make believe characters. Those kind of need to go through pre-parent approval, a case-by-case basis, I imagine. But as you probably guessed sometimes that doesn’t happen.

His kindergarten teacher initiated the whole tooth fairy debacle when his tooth fell out in class, and now his first grade teacher has added another.

The Leprechaun. The St. Patrick’s Day Leprechaun.

Apparently his name is Liam and we needed to build a trap for him due this Friday.





I’d never built a trap for a fictitious dude before but we were to create it out of whatever household items we had on hand. Boxes, cups, colored paper, glitter, gold coins, and all that jazz. I was short on gold coins, but that’s why I love the 99 Cent store, they have everything.

During the planning phase it kind of snowballed into a big thing. My son seemed pretty excited about the whole project and his excitement escalated as our plans progressed. And I didn’t want to suck the air out of his balloon, so we found a way to make a trap that would catch this dude.

It’s not quite done, still under construction. He’s sneaky, bold, and stubborn. Nothing like The Lucky Charms dude I grew up with, who made things so magically delicious. But the thing is I knew the Lucky Charms was just a cartoon, just pretend. My teachers never elaborated and made up stories.

So I don’t know if I enjoy these extra liberties they’re taking. Just seems like more lies and more work to fix the remains of the bubble that will eventually burst. I understand that she’s trying to do something festive and fun in the classroom, but in the end it won’t be her explaining to my son that this is just another make-believe character meant to jazz up the holiday.

I mean it’s bad enough that the whole Santa Claus thing will happen and I’m preparing for that. But I’m the one who took the chance to introduce the jolly North Pole resident.

However, I didn’t O.K. Liam The Leprechaun or his trap.


Lies … More lies.




8 Responses to “Lies … More Lies”

  1. bgddyjim March 12, 2015 at 1:38 AM #

    LOL!!! Ironic, ain’t it?!

    • The Guat March 27, 2015 at 4:14 PM #

      I know right! Crazy. He didn’t catch any but was still happy with the candy the Lucky Charms bandit left him.

  2. susielindau March 12, 2015 at 7:34 AM #

    I wanted to believe in Santa Claus forever! Kids eventually have doubts. Believing is part of being a kid. I still believe in the power of wishes. No one can take that away from me. 🙂
    Btw, I made one of those traps. I was a McCartan and the leprechauns came every year!

    • The Guat March 27, 2015 at 4:16 PM #

      Ha! McCartan had no idea! And this was the first time I had ever heard of these traps. I was tripping out. He was really jazzed up, he didn’t catch one, but he did leave a trail. 🙂

  3. Apple Pie & Napalm March 12, 2015 at 4:45 PM #

    Wait, dude. There’s no Santa? #fainting

  4. lameadventures March 12, 2015 at 7:59 PM #

    Liam the Leprechaun? I never heard of that one until now. Who’s next, Guat, Myrtle the Memorial Day Mermaid? I’m sure the Little Guat will figure out for himself that it’s all a steaming mound of malarkey, but as long as treats remains part of the equation, he’ll probably adjust nicely. If I didn’t have so many gastrointestinal issues, See’s St. Patrick’s Day potatoes look rather delectable to me:

    Maybe they’re still available in the store?

    • The Guat March 27, 2015 at 4:28 PM #

      Nice! Too bad you couldn’t have any See’s they did look tasty and you’re probably right, I’m sure after all the chocolate and treats he’ll manage to adjust. Have a good weekend 🙂

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