Accusations Suck

27 Feb

I just can’t stand it anymore.

I’m about to star in my own episode of Oxygen’s Snapped!

I’ve met my share of people from the close-talkers to the sidelers who often take credit for your hard work. But the one that really burned me and ignited a true Costanza Serenity-Now moment this week was the I-Know-You-Did-It Person.


Serenity Now!

Serenity Now!


They never ask you anything, they just automatically know that you are the one that messed things up even if you weren’t in the room, it was you. They’re negative and they’re nasty. You really don’t even want to be acquaintances but for some reason your paths have to cross with one of these crappy people, either at work, school, your kid’s school, and sometimes even within your family get-togethers.

You broke the copy machine, you wasted the ink cartridge and didn’t replace it, you erased the project files, you made the computer crash, you lost the keys, you broke the blender, or you made me make a mistake.


The I-Know-You-Did-It Person knows you did it because they’re also the It-Couldn’t-Have-Been-Me person because they never do anything wrong.  Ever. And this is where the burn comes.

Being around people like that can be so frustrating. They zap out all the juice from your Duracels and you’re constantly trying to replace them just to get through the day.

I usually have to eat some chocolate just to get over the encounter, because it gets under my skin no matter what Zen-like techniques I try. And I think I get all Costanza-style because of the accusation itself. That’s what kills me. Feels more like the accusation is trying to say something about your character and the lack of respect they have for you. If they respected you they would have just asked, but instead they come at you with that hostility, forgetting that they’re the ones probably responsible, or perhaps it was the noodlehead they hired.

At the end of the day I rid myself of the encounter by finishing the rest of the Ben & Jerry’s pint of chocolate awesomeness and binge watching House of Cards. Francis Underwood helps. He wouldn’t take this crap. He’s too busy to ever have a problem like this. He’s got bigger ones and I always love to watch his mind work. Maybe he’ll inspire something.






11 Responses to “Accusations Suck”

  1. Hippie Cahier February 28, 2015 at 4:37 AM #

    You need Rick as a sidekick:

    • The Guat March 12, 2015 at 12:43 AM #

      Ha! I know right! Thanks for the laugh.

  2. brickhousechick February 28, 2015 at 11:34 AM #

    No me gusta!! What’s up with said people??? Estupidos!

    • The Guat March 12, 2015 at 12:44 AM #

      Verdad! Hijole! por eso tengo canas.

  3. susielindau February 28, 2015 at 2:00 PM #

    If it happened over and over again, I would call them on it… Channel Frank, not Francis! 🙂

    • The Guat March 12, 2015 at 12:45 AM #

      I know right. I say Francis because Claire calls him Francis because that’s when he’s really ruthless. Sounds like such a nice soft name, but he just comes out like a tiger. Loving the season, got two episodes left!

      • susielindau March 12, 2015 at 6:35 AM #

        I had the names switched! Ha! I’ve only seen one. Danny and I have been watching season 4 of Homeland. We need to start at the beginning! There’s no shortage for entertainment. 🙂

  4. Jackie Cangro March 1, 2015 at 11:00 AM #

    Serenity Now! Take a deep breath…and go to your reserve bar of chocolate. You do keep a reserve bar around, don’t you?!?

    • The Guat March 12, 2015 at 12:46 AM #

      I’ve got to with people like that … it’s a deep well. Keeps me sane, but my dentist bills are getting crazy.

  5. cravesadventure March 1, 2015 at 1:14 PM #

    Have been there with those encounters and never a pleasant experience.

    • The Guat March 12, 2015 at 12:48 AM #

      Duuuuude totally sucks right? Sending you some good vibes too, because those situations totally drive you insane. Hope you’re doing well today.

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