Weekly Photo Challenge: Inside

24 Jul

Inside the Red Zone


All you want is to make sure they get inside The Red Zone.

Inside those 20 yards right in front of the end zone.

I mean who messes up inside the Red Zone?

Inside those 20 yards means you’re closer to high-fiving your friend sitting next to you and the stranger sitting in front of you because your team will score.

Inside the Red Zone means you’ll no longer be behind by seven.

Inside the Red Zone means the obnoxious jackass from the other team sitting behind you will shut-up.

Inside the Red Zone calls for another beer.

Inside the Red Zone means the band plays your song.

Inside the Red Zone means the quarterback is not a complete moron.

They’re inside the huddle.

You pray that the quarterback doesn’t pass.


They run it.

He’s at the fifty, the forty, the thirty, the twenty… he’s down.

They’re inside the Red Zone.

High fives as expected. Beer as expected. Jackass quiet as expected.

The next play the quarterback fumbles.

He’s a moron as expected.

Inside the Red Zone.




6 Responses to “Weekly Photo Challenge: Inside”

  1. adinparadise July 25, 2012 at 12:51 AM #

    I don’t understand the rules of the game, but I’ll take your word for it, TG. 😉

  2. The Retiring Sort July 25, 2012 at 6:59 AM #

    I get it! We lived in upstate NY when the Buffalo Bills went to the Super Bowl all those years in a row. And then…. But still, Bills fans are steadfast!

  3. lameadventures July 25, 2012 at 8:30 PM #

    Balls are dropped and fumbles can happen inside the Red Zone, but it could be even worse. Are you familiar with Roy “Wrong Way” Riegels whose notoriety was for committing the biggest blunder in college football history? He played for Cal:

  4. Angelia Sims July 26, 2012 at 6:44 AM #

    Ha ha ha! Spoken like a true sports fan. This is perfect! Love your take. And really? How hard is it?!?!!

    • The Guat July 27, 2012 at 10:38 PM #

      I know it really shouldn’t be that hard, right? Ahhh poor sports fans 🙂

  5. island traveler August 7, 2012 at 1:30 AM #

    An exicitng post that keeps you at the edge of your seat. Totally fun! Thanks.

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