I’m Gonna Need My Wavemaster Punching Bag

10 May

You ever have those I-know-better-than-you people in your life?

You pray for them to just leave you alone and then when they don’t, you wonder why God decided to take the day off.

If it was a friend or co-worker, you could probably stop talking to them and be grateful for caller ID when the phone rings. But what happens when its family? There’s no caller ID buffer for that one, especially if you live in the same city. They’ll find you. 

So you’re stuck having to rely on your Costco-sized Advil for the encounters that await you. You even buy one of those squeaky stress balls. But you choked the life out of that, and it no longer functions. So all you have is some breathing exercises because your Wavemaster punching bag is in storage. Breathing. That doesn’t work for this I-know-better-than-you person. I think I need a Dalai Lama seminar.

Granted you know some people actually do know better than you. You accept it. It’s fact and you have no problem with it because you have faith in their perspective and authority. But these people tend to have titles. If a chef, like Bobby Flay or Mario Batali, tells you something needs salt. It probably needs salt. If a botanist tells you that a particular plant is poisonous, then you should probably stay away from it. If a personal trainer tells you to lay off the ho-hos and do more cardio, then you’re probably gonna lay off the chocolate and run some laps.

But what about the I-know-better-than-you person that  doesn’t know better than you? Age does not necessarily grant you wisdom or I-know-better-than-you experiences, at least not in this case. It doesn’t grant you expertise on all things. It doesn’t make you flawless.

These people are the kind that desperately need erasers and white-out, but unfortunately they’re experts on all things and are never wrong. They need no corrective devices.

So there you are engaging in conversations and arguments that should be avoided. You’re not an expert yourself on anything, by any means. But you do know stuff about your kids and they’re schedule. You spend 16-20 hours with them on a daily basis and you know their personality and routines. You pride yourself on being a good mom. 

So when the I-know-better-than-you person insinuates that you don’t know what you’re doing you get a little crazy. Sometimes it’s true … as a mom, you don’t know what you’re doing, but you do things from the heart and with good intention. So the last thing you want to hear from anybody, especially the I-know-better-than you person whose kids are complete basket-cases, is that they can do better. You tend to ignore their advice and practice those breathing exercises.

Breathing. There’s just not enough air on Earth after that encounter. I’m gonna need my Wavemaster Punching Bag.

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One Response to “I’m Gonna Need My Wavemaster Punching Bag”

  1. ladymatika May 11, 2012 at 8:16 AM #

    I have that all the time with people from the site SingSnap.com and the site they had taken over by people that hate them singsnapsucks.com they think they know how to sing better than I do and the site of theirs is just a karaoke site not a professional site for singing I’m on 3 of those sites and never have the annoying comments and emails I get from those members on singsnap.com and some of them are staff members
    i got kicked off of the site cause I stuck up for 3 of my friends on there who was being told they can’t sing and one of them even got told quite going on cam because your ugly as shit and I’m supposed to sit by and let them be insulted like that , they timelessly told the staff members but yet the staff members have their favorites and and the favorites of course get away with all kinds of shit including going around thinking they are simon cowell
    telling people they cannot sing even though the only thing they did wrong was not sing the song like the original artists , but other than that they have a beautiful voice
    and now that I have moved on to another site and have been putting my videos on youtube and another site showing of my other karaoke site and showing them that even though they suspended me I can still sing , I still get shit from some of these people always coming around trying to get me suspended from youtube and my other sites .
    so I know what you mean about the person who thinks they know better than you cause I was on a site for 6 years with a bunch of them .

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