The Sun
A huge ball of hot, glowing gasses raging at 10,000 degrees Farenheit.
The Sun … awesome for long days at the beach and picnics at the park.
The Sun … sucks because it gives you sunburns, wrinkles, sun spots, and skin cancer.
The Sun … great for tailgates and football games.
The Sun … sucks as the sweat and humidity sticks to your non-cotton shirt and your ice cream melts.
The Sun … great for softball and baseball games at the park.
The Sun … sucks when it blinds you as you miss catching a fly ball in center field.
The Sun … awesome because of the invention of stylish bucket hats, sun glasses and the smell of cocoa butter from Coppertone on your skin.
The Sun … sucks when it’s 103 degrees, your makeup is melting, you’re stuck in grid-lock traffic on the 5 freeway, your air conditioning doesn’t work, and the only window that rolls down is on the passenger’s side.
The Sun.