Claim Jumper’s Chocolate Silk Pie and a fork
Two Subjects: Claim Jumper’s Chocolate Silk Pie of awesomeness and a fork. No knife needed to cut a slice. No plate needed. Just the fork.
Subject to be devoured when you get a D on your Statistics Midterm.
Subject to arrive the night before an O-Chem final and English paper.
Subject to arrive the night after an O-Chem final and English paper.
Subject to be drowned in when not passing the BAR EXAM.
Subject to candles when you pass the BAR EXAM.
Subject to be consumed after writing your 300-page thesis.
Subject to have on-call 24 hours a day during college years when your hot study partner introduces you to his long-time girlfriend, which he never mentioned.
Get a bigger fork.
No more pie?
Ugh … change the subject.
Two Subjects.
The Wish Factor 